★★★★★
Havn't been this smooth for 15 years
Works great and quickly. Have not been this smooth for 15 years when I was a teenager!
Amazon Customer, UK
★★★★★
Will Defoliate the binary planets and Uranus better than napalm.
An excellent cream for deforesting the gentlemen’s vegetables. It has a slightly weird smell but it’s not overpowering. The cream, that is, not the twig-and-giggleberries. Many people have said that it burns like napalm once it hits the clankers, but I had no problems at all. Not even the slightest bit of irritation, even to the gentleman’s sausage. It did its job nicely and in not much time, my plums and nadger were as bald as Right Said Fred, although nowhere near as irritating. The entire area resembled the last chicken in the supermarket, after all the others had been bought and there was only one scrawny, very small one remaining. You can use it on your backside too, but don’t get it on the starfish itself unless you enjoy the feeling of yesterday’s naga chilli and want Uranus to resemble Jupiter with a large red spot.
SacredJon, UK
★★★★★
Saviour for men
I don't normally give reviews, but I felt this was of the upmost importance. I have a fleet of razers & trimmers that promise no nicks and cuts, my plums always end up looking like something from a Saw film (the early ones, not the crap latter ones). On my way home after a few refreshments, I came across this, and was compelled for some reason known only to the Great Almighty above to purchase. After the usual speedy Amazon delivery, I came face to face with this product, hugely sceptical. I was tempted to return, but the lovely old dear at the post office normally asks me what's inside the package. And I felt if I told her she would have a heart attack or call an exorcist. I marched on with much trepidation. I read the instructions like I was diffusing a bomb to save a school of blind orphans. I followed them to the T, applying a test strip to test my reaction. All whilst handling it like it was agent orange, or that green stuff from The Rock. All went well, my plums had not departed this world, and the hair pulled right off with a towel in the shower. I slept smiling, knowing that tomorrow I was going to defeat the enemy that had plagued me for so long. (my hairy crack and package) Emboldened by the day previous victory, I got in a position similar to winning a world cup final pushing a rolling maul. I applied copious amounts of the cream to the whole shebang, like a was some odd smelling
santa Claus, with all the precision of Stevie Wonder doing bricklaying. The next 6 minutes were the slowest of my life. Had i become arrogant after the previous days triumphant victory? I hadn't signed a will, I hadn't told anyone to clear my internet history. But pain eluded me. After a truly revolting wipe in the shower, I looked like an Olympic swimmer. (I can't swim) I haven't stopped smiling, and here we are. Naked, hairless and writing a review on Amazon.
TLDR: It smells a bit, but is a wonder product. BUY
Daniel G, UK